The Rhyme Bible avatar Darthagnon | Thursday, 4 Nov, 2021 | 2 minutes read | Last updated Saturday, 4 Jun, 2022

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An audiobook, written by L. J. Sattgast, illustrated by Toni Goffe, read by Darren J. de Lima

First published 19 November 2021, republished with additions 04 June 2022

Stories that teach,

stories that rhyme,

are fun to read,

time after time!

Introduction

I and my brothers grew up listening to The Rhyme Bible and enjoying Toni Goffe’s hilarious illustrations. It’s a fun collection of Bible stories for children, written in lilting verse.

You can find a copy of The Rhyme Bible on the Internet Archive (ISBN 0-88070-829-8, published by Gold’n’Honey Books, 1996).

Recorded in 3 sessions on Friday, 19 Nov 2021, and edited after recording until 1900, for my niece to listen to in my absence.

I used the brilliant software mp3DirectCut to cut and splice the 320kbps master MP3 files without losing any quality, as it doesn’t re-encode. I corresponded with the software author, Mr. Martin Pesch, back in September 2021 and he very kindly fixed some bugs that I’d found, which helped a lot with my work on the first audiobook.

“First?”

Indeed. This is the 3rd audiobook I have recorded recently. The other two, Shakespeare Stories and A Pilgrim’s Progress, Retold will be re-published here shortly.

My voice recorder is an Olympus DM-670 I was given by a government grant for University in 2015ish (?) and which I used, on and off, to record lectures until the Head of Department sent a stroppy email to “everyone” in 2018, condemning the practice. It gathered dust for a while, then when I was alone and had no-one to read to, I started recording literature.

Olympus DM-670 voice recorder. Photo from

Olympus DM-670 voice recorder. Photo from Dictaphones.co.uk

Download The Rhyme Bible

You can download the album in MP3 from Google Drive, here (please email me if the link goes down)

Listen Online to The Rhyme Bible

Hosted on HearThis.at, which is more or less YouTube, but for audio:

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  • Wololo.net; the Playstation Portable hacking blog that first got me interested in computer science and security research back in 2013ish. The /talk forum used to be a vibrant community full of hobby programmers. There’s also the separate Wagic forum, which was focused on developing the digital card game Wagic: the Homebrew?!. Run by @frwololo
  • Explorium; my former employers, a growth-mindset-focused creative learning centre and training provider for Primary and Secondary school children. We did some incredible work there, and helped many kids discover their creative potential. Check them out!
  • Colin Smith, an author and friend of mine writes at:
  • Dragons Not Included, a D&D and roleplaying podcast run by my best friend. Join the crew of the Dragons Not Included podcast as they roll, crit and laugh their way through the Wrath of the Righteous tabletop role playing adventure. Subscribe via RSS or anywhere else podcasts are syndicated.
  • CHEF-KOCH’s Technology News, a technology news outlet (also on Twitter, Reddit and other social media) where CHEF-KOCH reports on the cutting edge of technology in a concise, readable and helpful manner. Head and shoulders above all other tech news these days.
  • Howl’s Project; based in Turkey, a Studio Ghibli anime-themed fashion store run by a friend of mine.
  • CS.RIN.RU, the Famous Russian Forum for DRM-free videogames. Information on every game on Steam/GOG/Epic and beyond, inhabited by knowledgeable users and freelance hackers.
  • FitGirl Repacks, the ONLY official site for FitGirl Repacks. Despite the odd name, it’s the best source for DRM-free videogame installers these days. See also Masquerade, who is an upcoming repacker.

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